Right now I’m a copywriter at Erich & Kallman in San Francisco, CA.

Before that I was at Droga5 in NYC.

Before that I was at VCU Brandcenter.

Before that I was at NYU studying English Lit.

Before that I was a high schooler who once saw Drillbit Taylor on a school night and absolutely fucking hated it.

Before that I was in middle school with ambitions to become a pro rollerblader.

Before that I was a cute-as-hell child who said “cuhbuzz” instead of “because.”

Before that I was a plus-sized baby. A stranger with questionable judgment suggested I be put on a diet.

Before that I was in the mysterious void to which we will all one day return.


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