If you drink coffee from a Dixie To Go cup, you will crush your morning so hard your morning will have grounds to press charges.

You've been warned.

The Crushtomizer

In 2017, we made coffee stoppers not suck.

How To GIFs

And if there was ever any confusion about how one crushes it, these GIFs should clear that up.

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CD: Dustin Tomes, Jono Paull